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Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab
1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett
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Bennett

The act of using your adam's apple to balance lube while engaging in gay sex.
This is gonna take both hands Larry, good thing I know how to Bennett
by Brimstove January 20, 2010
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Bennett

"I'm Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team!"
bennett is a sweet boy from genshin impact, everybody loves him and if u dont, what is wrong with you🤨🤨😐

he is very unlucky(as he says) and his past is sad :(

he's also razor's best friend and boyfriend.

"You're headed off? Cool. It was awesome adventuring with you. We should totally do it again!"
person 1: I really love bennett!! he's in my team
person 2: U GOT BENNETT, WHAT? I WANT HIM PLS BENNETT COME HOME
person 1: good luck pulling him!!
by minty<3 April 4, 2021
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Bennett

wow you're so bennett!
by Michelle Gonsopalis October 16, 2008
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Bennett

Person 1: OMG! I hate that Bennett!
Person 2: IKR! I just shat on him yesterday!
by reereegodz May 30, 2019
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Bennettism

When you are completely straight until your Ecuadorian friend takes you to a pancake house to fuck like a sausage
My brother is nows suffering from Bennettism because his friend Wilber fucked him like a sausage in IHOP
by Sumo Faggot March 28, 2017
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Bennett

(Noun) Someone who is totally vintage/vintage "out the yin-yang". (verb) To be vintage as all hell. (Adj) Vintage (Adv.) You get the point.
"Whoa, you are a bennett with all of your vintage accessories and useless American Eagle periphinalia!" (Noun)

"I bennetted that shit because...just because" (verb)

"That shit is so bennett, with all of its vintageness and such." (Adjective)

"I bennettly bennett that vintage tee" (adverb AND verb, BIATCH!)
by noneyocookies November 3, 2006
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