A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.
The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.
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Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.
The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.
link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc
A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.
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A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.
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A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.
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A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
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The brightest star in the galaxy
A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
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A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
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