Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

benchod

Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger. Increasingly common amoung non-Indians as well in countries and areas with large Indian populations (e.g. New Jersey, Toronto, England).

This benchod is going to die!
Benchod, i cut myself!

by barry kumar October 19, 2006

benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.

Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.

by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005

Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.

I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.

by Sarick August 24, 2018

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

bunchy

cranky; pissy; to have your "panties in a bunch"

Have you not had your coffee yet? You're so bunchy.

by krage11 June 10, 2013