biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

by T Jew February 4, 2010

donut bumper

A slang term describing a homosexual woman,
insinuating that she humps other female's crotches.

That unusually large lady over there is a donut bumper.

by DeeBoz December 19, 2005

Bumpercopter

The most awesome game ever. You get a helicopter in GTA4 with a star level of at least 3, and then use that helicopter to knock any other helicopter out of the sky.

WOAH! Martin is playing Bumpercopter! Such as awesome game!

by Bob the copterbumper April 28, 2011

Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.

My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.

by Vortakai August 26, 2017

Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

bumper sticker activism

To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.

Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.

by wendyrocks November 6, 2006

bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008