Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself

Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.

by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

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Benoit

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.

Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself

by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007

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beloit

A liberal arts college with the reputation of having ugly females with massive amounts of bodyhair. A gathering of the most unattractive women from across America.

An adjective, meaning ugly, strange, bizzare, "unique."

God damn it, Beloit!

That girl is so Beloit, I want to vomit.

by Thrilla in Vanilla November 24, 2004

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Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

by Stinqfist July 31, 2007

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Beloit

Anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time.

Man1 : Dude did you see the giant Beloit on that chick?
Man 2: Yeah dude I'd tap that.

or

Man1: Dude it smells like Beloit in here.
Man 2 : Yeah you should really light a match next time.

or

Man 1: I got my Beloit all over that girls back.
Man 2: Yeah you really super mand that ho.

by oldgregg_26 August 5, 2009

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