Belarus

A country that isn't going to fully become a dictatorship even if some of the people in Belarus start begging to have their sporting events and public gatherings canceled.

Belarusians- Please, we have had too many rights and laughed about the coronavirus too long, now please take our social lives, we want to freak out over the coronavirus like everyone else, we want to take it beyond seriously like everyone else.

Belarusian leaders- We're not gonna do that, we're gonna keep everything more open than everybody else while they call us the dictators from their locked down, isolated countries. Try and laugh about that.

Belarusians- We're begging you, dont do this to us, please don't.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Beatlousilor

(beat•Lu•sil•Re)

A type of guy that pantomime as a Beatle member. Or has Beatle merchandise, signed Beatles merchandise, vise versa.

“I think that guy is a beatlousilor”

“Definitely, he looks like John Lennon.”

by John Feminine April 29, 2023

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

Belarus

A Russian puppet.

Belarus is a Russian puppet- I mean a country in Eastern Europe

by beluga the suzzi cat January 8, 2025

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.

A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!

by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025