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bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.
Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.
by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005
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Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.
I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.
by Sarick August 24, 2018
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bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".
"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."
by tranquillo June 15, 2005
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Group W Bench

A place for crazy people such as mother rapers and father stabbers. And father rapers and mother stabbers. Origins from a popular folk song by Arlo Guthrie called Alice's Restaurant.
That guy belongs on the Group W bench.
by Abbie Hoffman December 6, 2004
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benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.
Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.
by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011
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Blinch

The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.
“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter”
“Who’s the Blinch?”
Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”
by Swampgod September 15, 2023
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Nestea Beitch

a nasty lame, lop, pud, or dumbass. Pronounced as its spelled but with a drunk pimp slur.
Listen here ya little nestea beitch, dont make me slap you.
by ibibibibibibibibibib February 1, 2009
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