beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

beaight

casual contraction for "It will be all right."

"Aww, man, I forgot that $50 I owe you.."

"Beaight....I know where you live."

by Caraloopy August 25, 2006

bighackerman

this bighackerman is a dodgy geezer who will simswap ur toaster and is often used in sentences when his friends wanna brag about being friends with him

Jim: You alright there mate
74K3R: Back off, i know bighackerman

by Shwatted July 13, 2017

beigxt

the sexiest, hottest, funniest person to ever live.

beigxt is better than all of you

by inumakisjacket March 16, 2021

Beige Tower

1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.

2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.

Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!

Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.

by Isaac Z. Schlueter May 3, 2008

Code Beige

Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.

A life threatening level of boredom.

Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige

"Code beige, ralph is coming over."

"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."

"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"

"Game over guys, we're into the beige."

by Mondo Peanut March 19, 2009

beisha

The realest female you will ever meet in life. Smart, classy and not one to back down. Very loyal and trustworthy but don't cross her or she will become your worst enemy. She's unique, beautiful and her love is one of the purest.

You're blessed if you ever get the chance to meet Beisha

by Hottie87 June 25, 2014