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Behdad

A person from the greatest country in the world; Rasht! In Rasht everybody is gheiratmand v maramdar because they share each other’s wifes and familys. They eat kale mahi in Rasht which is the best food in the world. Behdads have the most annoying voices in the whole god damn world. Also Behdads are the greatest rappers of all time and the use Vinak lyrics for dissing others.
What are you eating Behdad? Kale mahi
Behdad what are you doing? I’m sharing my wife, this is a sign of gheirat in my sarzamin.
by Shohar Amme Behdad November 22, 2021
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big beheave

when someone gets on your nerves and you don’t know what else to call them
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behzad

An Iranian synonym for "big" or "large".
Wow, that truck is really behzad.
by |AoC| JyL October 5, 2005
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Behzad

Behzad is the hottest thing ever I wanna suck his dick until I choke.
I want a behzad right NOW!!!!
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bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead
bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.
A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
by joshcole87 January 6, 2013
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beheading

A little bite on the nob, which, when penis is hard, a mark should be visible, this mark resembles a medieval beheading that has had to be repeated, giving it a to sectioned look (eg.--)
Man, yesterday this chick Lisa, she bitt down on my boy's cock, he said, it look like a beheading (aka beknobing), and it hurt like one too..
by P.M 19.95 November 11, 2009
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