skid buffer

A old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.

Example 1:
Yeah, I wear two pairs of underwear. One as a skid buffer.

Example 2:
Randy: What's up, Mike?
Mike: I've got the shits today.
Randy: You better use a skid buffer.
Mike: Good call.

by toothdecay April 17, 2010

Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.

Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.

by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013

Beaner Beafer

A Gay person "Usualy a Mexican" who only has sex with other Mexican's

Dave:"Hey Robb"
Robb:"What"
Dave:"Check out thet Beaner Beafer he's not a racist but he only gets fucked by Mexican's
Robb:"Ha fucking fagget"

by Mr crime May 18, 2010

buffer song

the song you play on your mp3 player while choosing another song to play.

Tom: this song is so gay.
Jeff: relax dude, its just a buffer song while i find something cool

by lemon_lime123 July 28, 2010

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 15, 2005

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.

1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.

by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006