beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Beetrooty

When someone can't stop laughing and their face goes beetrooty.

She was laughing so much her face was the colour of beetroot! In fact! she was beetrooty! Proper!

by BeetrootTea March 4, 2016

Beetroot

An abusive sexual relationship, with 'beet' meaning to beat, and root meaning to have sex with them.

"Did you hear about Jayden and Emily? Their relationship was totally beetroot"

by tisgrc June 5, 2016

Beetroot

Making someone beetroot is making them angry so they go red in the face.

I fink we do it more cuz of how much it makes Tory cunts beetroot.

by bewild July 4, 2017

beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

beetrootle

Beetrootle is when a man with beetroots gets poked by a loonitic and he goes all crazy like a drunken orc hulk destroying everything in its path, meanwhile everyone else will look at the beetrootled man like he's the actual loonitic.

"OmGggg YOU TOUCheD My bEETROOT FARM!!1!1!11!!! IIN MOT PLAYING WIHT YUO AgaINN!!!!11!1!!" and that's the point when the man got beetrootled.

by Vay123 December 19, 2017

Beetroot

Someone acting hard but actually there not Jim: look at him the absaloute beetroot

Look at him he is an absolute beetroot

by Desire BG at liverpool July 8, 2018