A common condition among those with poor drinking skill and low stomach capacities which gives a strong feeling of nausea to its victims when under the influence of alcoholic beverages, and usually entails vomiting the said consumed liquor in a most unfashionable way, usually unconsciously whilst drooping over a pub toilet seat. Victims can also be found regurgitating in such places as phone booths, public pavements and curbs, in your front yard, and on the floor of taxis. Should you find someone you suspect is or is showing signs of becoming beerlemic, the best course of action is to take them to hospital immediately, from which the most likely treatment will be an intensive rehabilitation period in which victims will be force fed large quantities of alcohol for days on end to increase their quickly diminishing alcoholic tolerance.
To find an example, you need only search through your scummiest local bar or club for a messy messy individual. Check the bathrooms and nearby alleyways, and you´ll know when you have found your first beerlemic to rescue.
by Deak Extreme March 15, 2009
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Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.
Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.
I was late and running out the door, but couldn't find my car keys. To my beerlief, they were in my pants pocket.
by gromit12 October 22, 2010
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The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids
Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer
Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan
Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan
by IanZDaws June 25, 2012
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by partsmaster69 May 9, 2014
Get the Beericle mug.BeerIceBaitGroc (beer-iys-BAYt-grock)(n): A phrase printed --occasionally hand-painted-- on placards or signage at rural American community markets meaning "we sell beer, ice, bait, and groceries." Portions of the phrase may be split up among several lines of text, for instance, "BeerIce" on the first line (with or wihout spaces) and "BaitGroc" on the second. If being spoken in sarcasm, the "groc" must be pronounced as spelled: "GROCK" (like "crock") and never "GROSS" (as might be implied from it being a shortened form of "groceries"). Subdivisions of the phrase may serve as shorthand for the whole, i.e. BeerIce may be used alone, as may BaitGroc.
"Heya Honey, I'm gonna' go down to the campground store for BeerIceBaitGroc --maybe get some bread and Bud Light."
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