Beef

1. Cow meat.
2. Reference to male genetalia.
3. A loud and/or very rancid fart, whether silent and deadly or loud and proud.

1. Is this cow? Yeah, man, its beef.
2. Dude, are you looking at my beef?
3. Man, I just totally beefed, roll down the windows.

by Beefinator October 12, 2009

beef

Noun
Violent conduct between two or more chavtastic fellows

Micky D delivered righteous smiting beef to his homeslice, in repayment for the smacking up of his bitch

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

beef

1. v. To expel a silent but decidedly nasty hot fart.

"Oh my god, who BEEFED? That shit REEKS."

by Person December 20, 2004

Beef

It's What's For Dinner!

by Fed Ex Pope July 17, 2003

Beef

This is when someone really messes up while doing somthing simple.

Wow! Willie really beefed that shot.

by Ack February 1, 2005

beef

To fart from your dick. Like a queef, but for boys.

Dude, did you just beef?

by beefMaster69 February 4, 2019

Beef

A word more commonly used in the U.K to describe an attractive quality of a man's body, as to refer to his fitness, usually. Linked to beefy.

"Oh Jesus, did you see James play rugby the other day? He is pure British BEEF!"

Girl 1: "Oh my god. LOOK at the guy!"
Girl 2: "BEEF!"

by Izzyyyy January 18, 2009