beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

beef curtains

A distant cousin to the "beef blinds"

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

by YouthTronix March 7, 2004

beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004