Baltimore Beehive

The act of rubbing Crisco or any other vegetable shortening in a female's hair. Followed by coitus by wrapping large amounts of hair around the man's penis and ejaculating upon the back of said female's head

Dude, I totally pulled a Baltimore Beehive on Julie last night

by Paco Johnson June 28, 2008

beehiven

1.stupid
2.crazy
3.used in everyday language for no apparent reason

1.Drew was being a beehiven so i slapped him.
2.I'm having a beehiven day.
3.You're a beehiven.

by Devin and Lauren October 27, 2003

Beehive boy

originated thousands of years ago from cavemen who derived pleasure from beehives by removing from trees and using them as an alternative to a woman/donkey/wooly mammoth.People in this century who partake in this hobby are known as "beehive boys" They are often very primitive and therefore can be recognised by extreme amounts of hair and a language that consists of deep grumbling noises.

"look at that kid over there humping a beehive. Going at it like a rabbit. What a beehive boy"

by samstorm December 7, 2004

Sexy Beehive

To engage in intercourse beside a hive of bees.

“What did you do on your date last night?“
“My girlfriend and I went to an apiary and did a sexy beehive”.

by Zobigbigzo May 9, 2021

Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you

Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later

by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015

Buzzing around the beehive

Do something extensively to find something and/or accomplish something.

"Hey, John, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive for it."

"Nope. That's your loss, Bill."

by Smaher The Great October 27, 2015

Finish the beehive

Finishing someone off after accidentally giving them blue balls

‘Yeah everyone told me to finish the beehive, I felt so bad’

by McMolly03 January 29, 2020