Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

in bed

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

by Sarah January 23, 2004

Bed

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'

by I love sleep April 6, 2014

To Bed

To fuck.

To bed, Mark must bed Jenny.

by ToBedIsToBe June 16, 2014

In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

by joe725 May 4, 2008

In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008

BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003