bed

usually the piece of furniture you sleep on, but can also be referring to binge eating disorder

Guy 1: What does bed mean?
Guy 2: Which definition do you want...

by pomn1 September 1, 2023

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020

Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

by DSXTREME March 6, 2012

bed

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

Kemi: Have you put the kids to bed
Kunle: Yes ma'am

by DollyP February 4, 2008

bed

you fuck on the bed

fuck me on the bed daddy!

by frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrf March 31, 2020

bed

bed is an acronym for be dominated

In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"

by St Ias January 2, 2006

Bed

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning

by Jamal Omegle April 3, 2011