A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.
Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.
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Get the blastiose mug.My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.
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"Last night in bed with that girl, I gotta say, I was in Beastmode."
"I was in the zone with Beastmode playing that game!"
"I was in the zone with Beastmode playing that game!"
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Only alphas are capable of switching on beastmode and turning into beasts.
Beastmode provides the following super powers - unhuman like levels of stamina, power, hunger and seduction
Beastmode however reduces ones cognitive ability such as logic and reasoning
Certain things can accelerate and encourage beastmode in alphas such as – hanging out with fellow alphas, loud music, darkness, full moons, alcohol consumption, fit poon
The following can discourage beastmode – yoga, musicals, plays, fat women, ugly women, hairy women, men who think they are women, consumption of vegetable and fruits.
Only alphas are capable of switching on beastmode and turning into beasts.
Beastmode provides the following super powers - unhuman like levels of stamina, power, hunger and seduction
Beastmode however reduces ones cognitive ability such as logic and reasoning
Certain things can accelerate and encourage beastmode in alphas such as – hanging out with fellow alphas, loud music, darkness, full moons, alcohol consumption, fit poon
The following can discourage beastmode – yoga, musicals, plays, fat women, ugly women, hairy women, men who think they are women, consumption of vegetable and fruits.
Where is my wallet? What day is it? Where am I? How did I end up in another country? Who are these fine naked women next to me? Why is there a dwarf with an ice bucket on his head hanging from the ceiling like a pinata? So many questions. I must have gotten into beastmode yesterday...
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