Bearded clam 

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

Bearded clam by thinkinman February 18, 2020

Bearded Clam 

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

Bearded Clam by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

bearded clam schucker 

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

bearded clam schucker by Leifster October 10, 2008

Bearded Clam Chowder 

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

Bearded Clam Chowder by Josh May 6, 2004

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

bearded clam roast by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

bouncing the bearded clam 

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

bouncing the bearded clam by Mel09 May 17, 2006

dreaded bearded clam 

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

dreaded bearded clam by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006