bearded clam

pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

by Louis June 18, 2003

Bearded Bitch

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.

‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth

by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007