Beanbagging

The act of having sex with a Beanbag, or Beanie Babies.
Most common in frustrated teenaged males. May result in friction burns to the penis and very crusty furniture.

I sat on the beanbag and it went crunch. I found out the he had been beanbagging.

by deviantsub1234 September 9, 2011

Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

beanbagging

A sexual act where the male will put his testicles inside of another person's asshole or vagina, and penetrates with it. If the participant is a female, you can even double penetrate each hole, one with the testies, the other with the penis.

I tried beanbagging my wife yesterday, we were laughing so hard trying to get my balls inside of her but it felt so good once it was complete.

by ToasterStick September 12, 2023

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

Beanbag

A slang term for a fat or an extremely old woman, or both.

Look at that beanbag standing over there.

by Regice November 10, 2010

beanbag

Another way of saying, a mexican

the police officer shot the beanbag

by harry sach May 13, 2008

beanbag

A Mexican Douche-Bag.

Roommate: Hey Jose move your tortillas. So I can put some of my food in the fridge
Jose: Go Fuck Yourself.
Roommate: Quit being such a beanbag Jose.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 22, 2009