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Belfast , city full of wonders!! beautiful archtecture such as the Antrim Road police station! Beautiful wall paintings depicting masked men with AK-47s Low crime rate , home of George Best the Titanic and the Ulster Fry. Well nuff of that bullshit... Its basically a crap city with decent shops wall paintings and massive fucking police stations. The police cars r well cool tho , armoured land rovers , they fuckin kick ass! (Apart from the fact they now look like ice cream vans and are full of police officers of corse!) Can be good craic here although ethnic minorities are treated as outcasts. Full of spides and millys , easily spotted by big earings fake burberry and crappy tracksuits. Home of many football clubs and Ulster Rugby. Linfield and Glentoran (the two main football teams) are VERY loyalist , Ulster Rugby is mixed and trys yo promote cross community activities
mON WILL big mawn!!! ill get ur nees dun ne mroe of ur shite!
by Darren March 31, 2005
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Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep
i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown
by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009
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East Belfast

A section of Belfast in which the Harland & Wolff shipyards are located, birthplace of 'Titanic'.
"East, east, east Belfast"
by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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Belfast Kiss

During a fight, or just as a surprise, a Belfast Kiss is when someone smacks someone else in the face with their forehead.
"Holy crap, O'Toole just gave Mack a Belfast Kiss and he broke his nose!"
by Moose111 April 29, 2006
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Belfast Blitz

The act of shitting on someone from an elevated height.
One example of this, is where someone would stand on a rooftop, and excrete faeces on the unsuspecting victims below. The shit drops and lands like a bomb, and is a common prank in the city of Belfast, hence Belfast Blitz
by john tamase May 15, 2008
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Belfast

belfast is the second city of ireland behind dublin. it is the capital of ulster which consists of 9 countys. located in antrim and parts of down. it is a divided city. the main division is seen as the west and east. the west is mainly home to the native irish catholics who want to see 6 north-eastern counties of ireland finally free from illigal british occupation. the east is mainly home to protestants who want to see oppression continue in 6 countys of ireland

its main sport is GAA. its football team is quite poor but it has a very good hurling team which would be behind the powers of hurling like cork, kilkenny, tipperary, galway standard wise.

football is very popular aswell. its national team is ireland which is run by the FAI. it was once home to belfast celtic (probably the best team in ireland while it was around). donegal celtic are seen as the continuation and have a lot of support in the west. there are a lot of sectarian teams located in the east
belfast is in antrim which is one of ireland's countys
by Toxication January 9, 2009
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Belfast

Capital city of Northern Ireland found in Antrim with parts poking into Down.

Full of rough-looking people who are nosy, violent and stare at anything they don't like the looks of.

Violence is seen on every street corner on a Friday/Saturday night, generally carried out by alcoholic teenagers who want to beat an innocent person to a pulp for a few laughs.

Almost 90% of the city is made up of millies. See millies

Also has a high amount of alternative people, generally classed "hippies" by the ignorant. They get drunk in the city centre in huge crowds but are soon dispersed by a few rouhg-looking millbags with rough voices. Most "hippies" are annoying who compete for status of the "scene" and use violence to get it. Is littered with pre-teenage, over-eccentric bisexuals.

Most of the individuals in the city are paranoid due to the amount of sectarian violence that goes on. Catholics fear for their lives in Protestant areas and vice versa.

A lot of the inhabitants enjoy laughing at another's expense and making them feel a lot worse just for "a laugh".

Chewing gum takes up 90% of the pavement.
Shops are woefully stocked with restricted amounts of fashionable clothing.
Dirt and grime are riddled on every street within the city.
Burning cars, murals and Union Jacks adorn most "suburban" districts.

Overall rating as a city - "S" for "SHIT!!"
"I hate Belfast with a burning passion!!"
by Ciarán Gibson July 16, 2006
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