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Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.
When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.
When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..
by Toxic trucker March 2, 2022
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This area is the nicer part of brentwood and would not be considered ghetto, like Brentwood.
This area is the nicer part of brentwood and would not be considered ghetto, like Brentwood.
"Yo, yo, yo. I am from Baywood."
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tina- she is such a fuckin baywig.
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Michael Bay uses bayplosions to distract the audience from the fact that his movies suck.
Michael Bay uses bayplosions to distract the audience from the fact that his movies suck.
A man throwing a regular everyday grenade causes a bayplosion that last five minutes and levels all of New York City and New Jersey...but no one really cares about New Jersey.
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