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Buttery Serendipitous Handjob

The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.
Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!

Max- Hes my hero.

buttery slip 

When you've shit yourself but only a little - the poo isn't solid or liquid and it has a buttery texture.
Person 1: Hey mate, are you okay?
Person 2: No mate, I've just had a buttery slip.
buttery slip by unclebensrice123 February 7, 2017

Brownie Batter Splatter 

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

Buttery Steeze 

A known skateboarding term used as an adjective to describe someone with amazingly good style. Someone with buttery steeze can pop a kickflip down el toro and make it look like they didn't even try, or don't care at all. Usually having "Steeze" (Style + Ease) involves not really moving your arms at all when doing a trick, which is incredibly difficult. Being "Buttery" is really just being an overall baller or boss and rolling away with no tick-tacks and giving a homie a high five on the way out. Strangely, most of the people in the skateboarding world that have Buttery Steeze are usually black, not sure why. Theyre just overall more baller than white people, i guess.
L'twanio: Yo, main, did you see that guy pop that kickflip down el toro? He made it look easier than making a fat guy get all sweaty!

DeShaun: Yeah, dawg, that brutha had dat buttery steeze.
Buttery Steeze by BillyB123 July 21, 2010

batter splatter 

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

buttery soul 

Root word butter slippery or greasy. A selfish heartless person conniving thinks of self. He was such a buttery soul. Original from PR man
Patrick went crying home to mommy he was such a buttery soul
buttery soul by Wirjani January 2, 2017