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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.
I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.
by JuanBonzalez January 19, 2025
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Batterup

Line em up
NEXT!
NEXT!
Dam the whole squad is hitting batterup.
by On the gang brookedawg October 21, 2023
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