The Best Superhero Ever
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.
Random Thug: "Wh-Who Are You?!?!?!?!?"
Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
by The Goddamn Batman! February 12, 2010
Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."
This is not the correct question.
ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.
This is not the correct question.
ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.
by The Batman Advisory Team August 10, 2008
by the_intern July 11, 2008
Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012
Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.
Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.
by Batfan December 19, 2010
“Wow Batman just knocked the fuck out of that furry” “that was the penguin dumbass” “A PENGUIN IS AN ANIMAL”
by Theguy you know from school April 20, 2021
by Me is I and us June 30, 2019