Batman

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

by The Batman Advisory Team August 10, 2008

batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

by the_intern July 11, 2008

Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batman

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

by Batfan December 19, 2010

Batman

A furry that beats up other furrys and insane people

“Wow Batman just knocked the fuck out of that furry” “that was the penguin dumbass” “A PENGUIN IS AN ANIMAL”

by Theguy you know from school April 20, 2021

The Batman

To kill someone's parents

" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"

"Idk got bored"

by Me is I and us June 30, 2019

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge August 29, 2011