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Bastion

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.
by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016
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Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!
by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017
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Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.
My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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Josh Bastin

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!
Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.
by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020
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The Boston Ball Party

Sex act: The Boston Ball Party

Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.
by Big_Daddy_JFC_420 November 23, 2022
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boston buddy breather

The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.
Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.
by HBPC February 5, 2014
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Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.
Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.
by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023
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