Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!

Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!

by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019

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Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion

Blastoise, go!

by Hugog November 19, 2019

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bartoise

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

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blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

by slimeking280 August 10, 2024

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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

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