baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Bastette

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017