St Bartholomew's School Newbury

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.

Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.

by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021

Bartolomeo

Best girl

Person 1: Yo I was just watching one piece, who do you think is best girl
Person 2: bartolomeo
Person 1: indeed

by Joemamamamamamamamamamamamamam July 22, 2022

Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.

A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.

by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010

Bartholomew

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless

Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio

by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022

Bartholomew Stevenson

When you and a mate, catch a joke or moment within a group discussion that no one else picked up on. You both are aware of each other getting the joke or moment so enable to confirm that beautiful bond you or your friend simply use code words that have already been established such as "Kachow", "Kachinga" etc. Followed by "Bartholomew Stevenson".

Amongst a chill squad discussion some guy says "Music is just Wiggly Air". You Turn spot your mate... "Kachow", "Kachinga"..."Bartholomew Stevenson".

by Ugh I'm to cool January 9, 2019