Bartow

Lame ass town in Central Florida east of the Tampa Bay area. The epitome of wanksterism, every black kid here seems to think they're a blood or crip. Some might even threaten you with their AK's and choppers that dont even exist!

"Im from Bartow. Watch me put a red flag on the left side like a retard."

by Foress Whitaka November 10, 2006

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barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)

Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"

by kguz April 20, 2017

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Rusty Barstool

Having sex with a woman where she is on top when she's on her period.

She was on top of me last night and left me with a Rusty Barstool.

by Oneballbobby September 3, 2010

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barstonian

the language people from barstow, ca speak.

look at the weird barstonians.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

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Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

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