Barn

You call someone a 'barn' when they do something stupid, annoy you or reveal an embarrassing secret about themselves.

Also a synonym of idiot, fuckhead, fuckass, loser... etc

"You like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? ...You're a fucking barn!"

"You're annoying me, you stupid barn."

"That barn just drank a litre of shit!"

by Joeli, Jess and Miranda June 15, 2007

barnes

More potent then the word bitch. Also a worthless human being that will amount to nothing in life. One of the worst things you could ever be called.

Look at that guy, what a barnes.

by Matt F. May 16, 2006

barnes

"it's like a replacement for fuck. it's showing a sense of suprise...."R.J.R

shows people the shock that the user of the word feels...

..OMFG,what the barnes!

by LLama12425 October 30, 2007

barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 9, 2012

Barn

1: someone who latches on to a better person in order to make themselves appear better, which is usually apparent

"that ugly girl with the hotties is f***ing barn"

by gof November 13, 2003

Barn

adjective used to reinforce the idea that something is completely awesome, surprising, out of control, rediculous. it does what those words can't.

Do you like Dave Matthews band? Hell yeah dude they are totally barn!

" did you like the pizza?" " it was so barn!!

by ieatwhippedcream69 February 16, 2009