barista

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

by fubarderby December 28, 2008

Baristacrat

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

by DocZ January 7, 2012

barista degree

Degrees in English, Philosophy, the arts and anything that ends in 'Studies' (Gender Studies, Middle Eastern Studies, etc). Pretty much guarantees you'll be making $5 coffee for someone with a STEM or business degree.

I should have listened to my counselor and majored in Civil Engineering. This barista degree in Feminist Theory is only good for a job at Starbucks...

by nah_bruh January 9, 2019

Barista

Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.

That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.

by Sortini October 9, 2012

Baristatard

(n) A retarded barista.

Alicia was so made when the baristatard could not even make her a simple cup of tea with milk. "I think that they gave me dirty dish water"

by MistressDonnaoftheDark August 23, 2019

bikini barista

a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.

The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck

by Kerci February 26, 2008

shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?

by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010