Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

barbonez

The best group of three friends you can find, they are the funniest and coolest people you can meet. They are always drunky and a lit a bit high, this group makes a lot of noise and parties. If you haven’t a barbonez in your life you’re a loser sorry xoxoxo

x:heyyy ,did you met the barbonez yesterday?
y:oh yeah of course, they are the best people to party with I’ve ever met

by lilbarbonez November 21, 2021

Japanese wheel-barrow

When a male is mounted behind a woman on the bed and is on his knees the woman is in front of him in a doggie style fasion although the woman’s legs are rested on the mans shoulders and the woman’s shoulders rest on the bed as his penis is inserted in to the woman he pulls the corners of his eyes making her apear Asian as he penetrates.

I just Japanese wheel-barrowed Angelina.

by N1ćkd00śh October 2, 2018

Barlowen

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.

God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!

by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009

St ambrose Barlow

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)

Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B

by Moonbob January 18, 2020

Barbod

In persian it means "God of the king's castle" as it shows a high rank among people. If you see a guy with this name know that he is the coolest guy ever and has amazing taste in music and movies and stuff.

That guy's name is Barbod SmT and he's the coolest guy ever.

by Eric8267 August 16, 2018

Captain Barlow

Captain Barlow or sometimes dubbed 'Sir Barlow' is the name which is given to lead Singer/Songwriter Gary Barlow of the band Take That.

Sir Barlow, if often given by fans who think that Gary Barlow should be knighted.

Did you see Captain Barlow on the X Factor last night?

-Oooh yeah, he looked so good!

by cookiemonster94 August 31, 2011