Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

Banallergies

Being allergic to bananas.

Guy 1- Hey! Want a banana ?

Guy 2- Yeah sure! (eats banana) Oh my gawquebajekeksksksjdj !(coughing and choking)

Guy 1- Dude, I think you have banallergies!

by juliana the banallergist April 7, 2013

baltag

Torture technique employed by 8th grade Romanian language teachers which results in many young adults to turn to a life of crime or debauchery. Axe with a fat blade and short handle, just like Oana Roman.

You need to read Baltagul by the end of the week or else! She hit him over the head with the baltag.

by eisn January 20, 2022

European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

Banaenae

A genuinely cool person. So basically anyone who is very swag is a banaenae. If you are not cool then you are not a banaenae and if you call yourself a banaenae and you’re not swag then you are being extremely offensive to the true banaenaes in the world. However don’t get banaenae and banounou mixed up as a banounou is a really weird person and not in a good way.

The person writing this is a banaenae

by The coolest of people September 29, 2022

banal

Boring. Overfamiliar through overuse. Bromidic.

Jim: You are banal and bromidic. I do not wish for your company.
Sally: What?
Jim: Get lost.

by Anoynmous March 24, 2005

Bamtard

Someone who is comepeltely obsessed with Bam Margera and copies his style/how he acts/what he does/how he speaks/etc. Not all HIM/CKY fans are Bamtards and not all people who like Bam are Bamtards.

Person 1: HIM is the best band ever!
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::

by Soul On Fire August 24, 2006