Bhushan from Ambala is behind the counter in the tiny side-street shop, perched on a stool in lace lingerie that’s doing zero favors for his bulk. He drags a fat joint and immediately collapses into a coughing fit, tears streaking his face. Someone slips behind him, hands gripping his waist, thumbs brushing just right, and the Bajaj scooter outside revs like it’s cheering them on. Bhushan wheezes, “I’m fine yaar,” but the lingerie and the smoke make the whole scene feel like a bizarre, smoky dance.
Bhushan hit the joint in pink lace and instantly went full Bangalore Blow Back—coughing, tears streaming, hands on his waist, Bajaj revving outside, and the whole shop smelling like chaos.
by HorseCoq September 1, 2025
Get the Bangalore Blow Backmug. “Don’t be a Bangalore, be a Changalore.”
by DropShocknRock June 15, 2022
Get the Bangaloremug. When Bangalore (a city in India btw) is functioning as Bangalore is supposed to. This includes things like traffic being as heavy as usual and the weather being mild and pleasant.
"OMG, it's finally raining! Bangalore is Bangaloreing!"
"It's really weird for roads to be this empty. Why isn't Bangalore Bangaloreing today?"
"It's really weird for roads to be this empty. Why isn't Bangalore Bangaloreing today?"
by bespectacled human May 26, 2024
Get the Bangaloreingmug. Also known as ‘the Silicon Valley of India’. The weather is described to be the best in Bangalore compared to other Indian cities, due to less pollution. The beauty of this place is that Bangalorians can experience sunny, cloudy and rainy weather in the exact same day.
by LETS see October 30, 2021
Get the Bangaloremug. "Mangalore In Bangalore is Seafood Truck located at RR Nagar, Bangalore. Serving the best of Mangalore Seafood Cuisine. The concept may focus upon the preparation and service of fresh Seafood Especially Fish Fry's with affordable price. Orders can be placed any day of the week, except Monday."
"Mangalore In Bangalore is Seafood Truck located at RR Nagar, Bangalore. Serving the best of Mangalore Seafood Cuisine.The concept may focus upon the preparation and service of fresh Seafood Especially Fish Fry's with affordable price. Orders can be placed any day of the week, except Monday."
by Mangalore in Bangalore November 23, 2021
Get the Mangalore in Bangaloremug. Bangalore here. Level 4. Anita Williams to you civvies. She's an Apex Legend known for her tendency to overexplain everything, like this Urban Dictionary entry. Usually favored by FNGs. Oscar mike, ladies.
by grease_of_sandwich March 11, 2021
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