cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

by adam and steve December 3, 2004

Tumblrino Bandito

When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito

Little Timmy was on the internet looking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds

by WhyamiWhite420 March 28, 2017

cheeto bandito

Someone who steals your cheetos.

Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!

by Maccastarr July 11, 2017

Social Bandito

A Social Bandito is person who does there own thing, they don't need to be with peeps all the time, they're just chilled, laid back and independent.

joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.

Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?

Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.

Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.

by Gintana March 28, 2010