Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

Balcony boys

Men (boys) who define themselves through the impressiveness of their balcony. Often use the line "you should come and see my balcony" when chatting up girls. Their main photo on tinder will always feature the balcony.

No I'm not interested, they're total balcony boys

by Jjrh January 21, 2019

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004