Balloonshop

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.

Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

by g fizzle for rizzle March 31, 2009

balloon freeze

A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.

Person 1: "Hi I use Balloon Freeze"
Person 2 (same sex as Person 1): "same, you want to date me?"

by TM999 November 10, 2021

combs it with a balloon

This is a description of flyaway hair like Bernie's or Boris J.

PM Boris Johnson's hair looks like he combs it with a balloon!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

Balloon Bung

Refers to a big, fat ass.

Look at the size of that ass. That's a balloon bung if I've ever seen one. Bet it stinks

by Big Ed Moustapha October 22, 2008

Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.

I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!

by Phair May 26, 2006