Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

Bellerose, Queens

A town on the eastern edge of Queens and New York City. Its primarily white and indian and its composed of two parts north of the Cross island or south of the cross island. The north side is spaced out tudors and attached houses before commonwealth and the south side is mainly colonials with quiet streets. It's right in the middle of everything and it's not to far from everything by car. You can be in the city in 25 minutes and be in long island in 5 minutes. Bellerose is a quite place that no one knows where it is but drives through it all the time.

Bellerose Kid: Yo I live in queens
non-Bellerose Kid: what part
Bellerose Kid: Bellerose, Queens
non-Bellerose Kid: Yo where is that?

by Bellerose.homies.gov August 10, 2017

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

by Snusnu December 21, 2009

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

Ballerino

Ballerino

- A Male Ballerina

(karen) Dear arnt those ballerinas beautiful (phil) haha look at the ballerino

by MMAKE April 28, 2009

ballerina

1. a. A dancer of the utmost grace and eloquence. Albert Einstein calls ballet dancers "athletes of god". They obtain their skill through passion, dedication, and long hours of gruelling practice; or because their mothers are living vicariously through them.
b. A complete fucking prissy ass bitch.
c. Sworn enemy of the honest girl.

I'm going to wax the floor of the downtown dance studio tonight so I can kill all those damned ballerinas.

by foxy_holiday October 7, 2006