Baldammered

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

baldasu

Very annoying, white trash, bad smelling and extremely rude.

Josh: "There's some really cool kids at my school, but then theres the baldasu kids."

CJ: "gotta hate baldasu kids huh?"

Josh: "Yeah their so baldasu."

CJ: "Yeah"

Josh: "I hate how baldasu they are."

CJ: "Yeah so baldasu."

by junobleeker February 4, 2014

Balldacity

Possessing both the balls and audacity to say something or do something that is considered really out of line.

You have the balldacity to blame me for the house catching on fire when you were the idiot that was smoking in bed.

by Mr. Butterworth May 14, 2016

BaldAaryan

This dude is bald. Thats it.

baldaaryan has the curse of not growing hair.

by Lmao VisFart July 5, 2020

basedandpisspilled

niche instagram page. Best instagram page to ever exist

omg have you seen the last basedandpisspilled post ? it’s so funny

by basedandpisspilledfan October 5, 2021

BALEGDAH

An imitation of a Jamaican accent by Jesy Nelson from Little Mix.

Jesy: “Hold on a second..uhm..BALEGDAH”

by mooonlightbae March 15, 2018