by The Really Cool iOne December 28, 2009
Get the Baahaal mug.shark plushie from ikea (blahaj = blue shark) that is an icon within the trans/LGBTQIA+ community. is very cuddly and fluffy, and he is love and he is life. yes, i am writing this with my blahaj in my arms :D
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
me: “my blahaj only arrived on thursday (feb. 2nd) but he is already the greatest thing ever. he has gone on a car ride buckled in, helped me with homework AND eaten ice, chocolate cake and cheesy rice crackers. i do not need anything else. he is best shonk.”
by monkeymoo ✨ February 4, 2023
Get the blahaj mug.someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.
Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man
Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man
Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive
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Get the Balanadi mug.Sentence you use when you absolutely destroyed your opponent ; fucked his wife, beat his kids at fortnite, ate all his parents thanksgiving dinner, and even his dog wack it's tail at you.
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