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Twice Baked Potato

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.
I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.
by NYkid420 February 20, 2010
mugGet the Twice Baked Potatomug.

baked potato holder

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!
by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017
mugGet the baked potato holdermug.

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'
Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"
by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009
mugGet the loaded baked potatomug.

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.
by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009
mugGet the Half-Baked Potatomug.

Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now
I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..
by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister
by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
mugGet the Baked potato surprisemug.

twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 23, 2008
mugGet the twice baked potatomug.

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