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banking

What are you doing this summer?
I am banking.

Erica is making $15 an hour. That girl be banking.
by Marshmellowy Marshall May 26, 2008
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fractional reserve banking

This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.

Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.

This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.
Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Kevin Baconning

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.
by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009
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Bonking Volver

Bonking Volver originated in South West England. It is a slang term often used as a smoother term for calling someone a Fucking Cunt!
Derek: Come You little Whore Bag and give Daddy some sugar

Wendy: You Bonking Volver stay away from me!!
by EC84 June 7, 2009
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Online Banking

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)
Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.
by year8nsbs September 1, 2011
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Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.
I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.
by swissbanker August 1, 2011
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nigger banking

This is when a large, well known bank moves into a poor predominantly Black neighborhood and enacts policies of high fees and interest rates and confusing or misleading information, designed to screw over their poor customers.
Where'd I get all these fees on my debit card?
Dude, that's cause they're nigger banking you.
by talkingtruth December 13, 2010
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