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drop a baguette

Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.
"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."
by RobSPit November 15, 2009
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french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
by Tunisius September 19, 2013
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douche baguette

The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.
The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.
by sunny936 February 8, 2010
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Gaming baguettes

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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Baguette Gang

The worshipers of the infamous Baguette Tree.
by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019
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BAGUETTEBOI

Only the greatest YouTube channel in YouTube channel history
Hey! Have you heard of BAGUETTEBOI on YouTube!
by amcg10 December 3, 2019
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Baguette Boyz

A Group Formed By Ricc In Late 2019-Early 2020.. It’s A Group Full Of Bossed Up Youngins Making Money 💰 & Living Life While We Still Got It
Random 1: Ouu Bro You Shining, Look At You !

Random 2: Yeah I’m On My Baguette Boyz Shit Today Ya Feel Me 😎
by 410Richard January 15, 2020
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