Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.
by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011
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I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.
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This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.
African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."
by JettyMans May 13, 2017
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Oh my god man, I was grilling up some steaks the other night and my wife was being such a Backseat Barbequer the entire time. It sucked!
by Sunshine and Lollipops August 4, 2010
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2. The act of carresssing errr massaging in aloe vera on someone of the opposite sex's back due to sunburns while in the back seat of a car .
2. The act of carresssing errr massaging in aloe vera on someone of the opposite sex's back due to sunburns while in the back seat of a car .
1. That azn got some mo action with another backseat lover friday night!
2. While the two backseat lover's were working at it, one bumped the lock and the car alarm went off!
2. While the two backseat lover's were working at it, one bumped the lock and the car alarm went off!
by chin4m4n April 21, 2006
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Person B: Yeah...that girl got some backseat rhythm.
Person B: Yeah...that girl got some backseat rhythm.
by Michael Antoine October 8, 2008
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"hey you forgot to go get the key too unlock that door" "hey man i was going to, god stop being such a backseat gamer"
by Joe Norton April 27, 2008
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