A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.
When you’ve taken a fat shit and leave it floating in the toilet water while you’re still sitting on the toilet, letting it stink up the room for other shitters to smell.
Shitter 1: what’s that smell?
shitter 2: i don’t know, i think 3 is babyshitting
shitter 3: i am, i don’t wanna flush it
The Art of shagging a girl with condom on and then after you shoot the muck in it you take it off and squeeze it over her head or when abrieviated its lbs whichshort for pounds. she got pounded, i gave her a good pounding ,
she told her friend she was lbs'd to fek and tired and couldnt come out
did i not give her a latex babyshower
she got the fullLBS treatment tonight