Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo

That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie

by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024

Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head

"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016

Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018