babysitter 

In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."

Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?

babysitter by Yon Yiminy Yon Yonson March 31, 2007

Babysitter 

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

Babysitter by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Cosmic Babysitter 

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

Cosmic Babysitter by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Babysitter Zanny

When you're relatively intoxicated on Alprazolam (Xanax) and require a care-taker(sort of like the fake babysitter mention in the Casey Anthony trial). This is due to the drooling, i know your sister, and baby-rage.

Hey look at this jackass over here all incoherent and shit, someone come get Babysitter Zanny.

Babysitter Zanny by Beeztownshotgun October 27, 2011

babysitter hot 

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

babysitter hot by bepis with no b May 7, 2018

babysitter 

The person who sits on babies.

Hey don't hire a babysitter.

babysitter by iwillnottellyou May 23, 2020

babysitter spanking 

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!

Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”

babysitter spanking by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022