Baboon Ballet 

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

Baboon Ballet by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

Baboon ass 

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

Baboon ass by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

baboon goggles 

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

baboon goggles by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Baboon Juicer 

Butt fucking someone so hard that when the penis is withdrawn, several inches of the receiver's lower intestines come out and are exposed, and then milk the penis to orgasm.

Jay ass-banged that chick so hard he got the Baboon Juicer.

Baboon Juicer by TeddyRuckspin August 12, 2011

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

baboon's wagner by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

Baboon Breakfast 

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

Baboon Breakfast by 3008 June 16, 2011

Baboon Ass 

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

Baboon Ass by chicagogofan February 22, 2010